George Lopez episode
“What George Doesn't Noah...”
Ep 3x27 - What George Doesn't Noah
Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie catch Zack in a movie theatre kissing another boy, they're able to put 2+2 together; when they confront him they find out he's her cover from the truth -- She's dating Mel Powers's son Zack, which enrages them in "What George Doesn't Noah..." in Season 3 (ep.#27).
Season 3, Episode # 27
Number (#55) in series (120 episodes)
Guest star(s) Trevor Wright
Johnny Pacar
Steven Montfort
Network: ABC-TV
Production code: 227
Writer(s) Robert Borden
Director Joe Regalbuto
Original airdate May 21, 2004
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What George Doesn't Noah... was the 27th episode of Season Three of George Lopez, also the 55th episode in the series. Wrutten by Robert Borden, the episode, which was directed by Joe Regalbuto, originally aired on ABC-TV on May 21, 2004.

"What George Doesn't Noah..."
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Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

Episode summary

Carmen pretends to break up with Zack and start dating a new boy named Noah, to cover up her relationship with Zack. George and Benny think Noah is cheating on Carmen, so they follow him to the movies and they find out he is gay. Noah comes over to their house and he accidentally lets it slip that Carmen is actually dating Zack.


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George: Come on, Angie. Last year, when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.
Zack: Don't I get a kiss goodbye?
George: Sure, let me bend over and drop my pants!
Benny: It's like my mother always told me, "Get cheated on once, shame on them. Get cheated on twice...start putting out."

Angie How did you know?

George (after seeing Noah kiss a guy): Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!

Angie: How do you know?

Angie Are you sure?
Benny: Oh yes.

Angie (about Noah): He's a jock, he's probably afraid to come out so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
Benny: I don't need to imagine. I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...
George: Mom!

Noah [Sighs] Well, thank God, 'cause I thought you'd be mad at Carmen.
Angie: Why would we be mad at her? She can't help who she falls for.
Noah: Because she was sure you guys would freak if you knew she was seeing Zack.

[After Noah said that Carmen is really dating Zack Powers and attempts to excuse himself]
Noah: Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys are so nice to me and your mother.. I really enjoyed meeting your mother, she was...
George (interrupting): Enough of your lies! Out!

[After Noah said that Carmen is really dating Zack Powers]
George: I am going to kill Carmen!
Angie: I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen.
George: So we'll still have one kid left.
Angie: Max is a good boy. He will be our future.
[Max walks out the door]
Max (cheerfully): Well, I'm off to fail the fifth grade.

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